KK: In my entire life, I don’t want Khun Kongkai to go away from me! I love him!
Mr. Villain: Don’t yet ??? (i dunno, too fast, plus don’t understand.)
Mothermole: Someone like you don’t have the right to chose!
(Kongkai gagging as he hugs Pai.)
Pai: Khun Kongkai . . . (Kongkai runs for the bathroom)
Butler: Having pregnancy symptoms in turn for your wife?!?
[In many Asian beliefs including Thai, the husbands are also said to suffer pregnancy symptoms along with their wives. I think it’s so a sweet thought! Make the male gender suffer too!!! Yes, I’m very much a feminist!]
Pai: (Pai intercepts Kongkai giving a beating to Tutu) Stop Khun Kongkai. Hit me. (Kongkai mistakenly slaps Pai.)
Godninja: I hate you Romeo. This is the 21st century! Hitting a child as disciple or mistakenly hitting your wife is a BIG NO NO in lakorns! Cuz you will make Pai think of you a a children-hitter and then she will be apt to keep her baby secret from you, YOU MORON!!! *Godninja slaps Kongkai*
Pai: (Pai holds up Kongkai’s hand and move to slap her) Hit until you are satisfy, til Khun Blomcak is satisfy.
Maid: Kongkai . . .
Blom: The one who need to be punish has already received it.
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